Mummy and Daddy decided to shave off my crowning glory cos i was always having heat rashes. Comfort versus aesthetics - It was really a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea! After some initial protest i decided to choose the former and co-operate during the process of obliteration of my hair...
Hey get all of it off okie? Its better to be bald than freaky looking!
*^&!%$ i would have used another finger if i knew how to actually work them then...
Hmmm this feels quite good actually, think i shall take a nap while they're at it...